"Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of ’em dream, most of ’em dream
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothin’ to plunder
I’m an over-forty victim of fate..."
Jimmy Buffett
Yep, if you ain't figured it out by now... let us clue you in! If you like Jimmy, you'll like us! We sun bleached bohemians got to stick together, and you'll find yourself right at home washed up on the shore with this sun-burnt old beach wedding officiant! Throw in some canned steel drum music, wild tropical shirts, shark fin hats, grass skirts, a few fake parrots, some tikki torches and a relaxed island-mon attitude, and you have the makings and mixings for a fun and way cool wedding celebration. We can also provide some tropical flavor with a bright colorful flower circle, the steel drums music and some fake palm trees, but the margaritas and shark fin hats are up to you!
Go online to order some Jimmy Buffet Parrot Head gear to make the event complete, from beach paraphernalia and party gear to parrot hats and grass skirts... for the beach wedding party you'll never forget!
(If you manage to stay out of jail afterwards!)
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